Trick: It went so well with Halloween, I couldn't wait until it's up! Lawpsided will be sponsoring The Sexiest Supreme Court Justice Survey. Now that's scary!

Treat: Since you have to wait, go play the Fantasy Supreme Court League Contest. It will get the brain juices flowing just in time for the monsters! Well, maybe it's not a treat. Unless you're a monster.

Trick: The RNC portrays Daschle as a bizarre little candy dispenser to wee little ghosts. I think the RNC can do you-know-what, but it's still damned funny.

Treat: A Public Service Announcement - don't let this happen to you!

Trick: Marshmallow Peeps (not just for Easter anymore) are really harbingers of doom.

Treat: Weird Files is (or should!) be back online today!

Trick: Did you forget a costume? Never fear! Forbes has been so kind as to provide us with full-size printer-friendly cut-out masks of our favorite corporate criminals: Bernie, Ken, Dennis, Martha, and Sammy!

Treat: I can't figure if this guy is brilliant or insane.

Trick: Ooops! Let's just say this one's maybe a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Treat: Ronald McDonald source of dark, tormenting hell.

Just completely bizarre: piggy piggy.

Yes, I know my definitions of trick and treat could be construed as morally ambiguous. Just go with it.