There isn't much time, but the Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States have agreed 8-1 to lose their virginity by the New Year. Ginsburg, in a strategic move to keep Scalia all to herself, was the lone dissenter. (Okay, okay, it's from the Onion.)

It brings a whole new meaning to the term "Most Valuable Justice". You know, no matter how they play the game, they're all winners. ;)