February 02, 2004

Hey Ladies!

Please do us all a favor and wear your cleavage as an accessory, and not as an entire outfit. This generalized advice extends to sub-miniskirts and fishnets in freezing temperatures, as well as other clothing of a patently ridiculous and inappropriate nature. Certainly you might turn some heads, but clearly you lack the understanding that you have become a laughingstock. Attention is not respect.


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LOL

wish you could be a guest speaker at my school, Alice.

We have 5 feet of snow on the ground, sub-freezing temperatures, and still the little California and Florida girls come to school in mini-mini skirts and tank tops and sandals.

The guys come to school in shorts and then complain about frostbite.

Posted by: Katherine on February 4, 2004 04:40 PM

Am trying to make it past the gurgling sounds, as I'm choking on laughter.

Posted by: Rage White & Blue on February 24, 2004 04:29 PM
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