January 30, 2004

Movin' On Up

He's really only doing it because he thinks Bashman is a cooler name than Ingersoll.

But while we're at it, need any associates???

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January 27, 2004

Statutory Interpretation

Now this is funny:


UCC Article 9, Section 102: "[T]he debtor's... operation... does not depend on... extraction... in whole or in part... of the... blood... of... the debtor."

From the ever witty Jeremy.

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January 08, 2004

Purity

I must be a horrid law student, because I'm a whole 71% pure on Jeremy's Law School Purity Test.

Then again, he forgot such questions like (26a) ...when you had a hangover and (26b) ...you were actually still drunk from the night before and (26c) ...and still faked being called on pretty well and (26d) ...were actually congratulated by your classmates on your performance.

I think Jeremy will have to revise the test when he makes it to his third year.

In entirely different matter, I saw one of those "Are your law studies leading you to the wrong bar?" posters. Without skipping a beat, I thought to myself, "Yes, the Massachusetts Bar."

Yay 3L.

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January 05, 2004

A Propitious Beginning

I just spilt water all over my keyboard and over the exposed plugs drifting below my desk. Clearly this last semester is certain to be a good one.

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