Feelings of stress? Anger? Hurt? Despair? An indescribable yearning you just can't pin down? Slight twitching? Uncontrollable weeping?

Yes, you missed me! (Or you need serious medical treatment.) Fortunately, I'm back again! I apologize for my lengthy and silent absence, but my talents were required elsewhere this week! (Again, that whole law student bit.)

Now, back to business!