As promised, my year end retrospective! Well, at least it's out before the end of January. All things in italics are verbatim searches (punctuation added).
How do I throw a tea party? I have no freakin' idea. Try here.
Roommate Advice. Don't get one. If you must have one, avoid the "interesting" ones. You know, the ones who talk about the indie cinemas (yet never seem to go) and deconstruct clothing in order to "recreate" it for fun. Run like hell from the ones who get all misty when they start blabbering about cooperative living. That means they want you to do their laundry. Ph.D. students in some sort of science field that require wickedly long hours in the lab are best.
Roommate is breaking the law. Call the cops. Duh.
Can't live with roommate. Kick them out!
Feeder Judges. You can find a list of 'em here. Your chances of clerking with one of them? Just about nil, but good luck trying!
(Click more! Do it!)
Candlelight Associates. Well, if that's what you're into!
Were there other parties besides the Boston Tea Party? Apparently so.
Playing games on laptops. That's fine, just so long as it isn't in class! Just don't take the term laptop literally. (ouch!)
Legal Academia. Here's a good starting place. And more. And some stuff from the Libertarians (Their link to their own guide is broken, go here instead). You should try clerking first.
Why the Pledge of Allegiance is important. To inculcate "traditional values" into our nation's youth? To assure conformity in our young robots? Hey, at least we don't do the Hitler-esque salute anymore. The important thing is to keep them pledging.
Buffy party. This Tuesday, and every other Tuesday night.
First year law student nicknames You don't search for those. You make them up!
How to make a rabbit hole. This implies that a rabbit is required to make the hole. First, you got to get yourself one of them bunnies. Then you get yourself a pole. Tie the bunny to the pole so its front half extends beyond the pole. Situate it close to the ground. The bunny will start digging automatically. Really. Or you could read Watership Down for other bunny excitement. Those bunnies would be able to tell you exactly how.
Boston Blog. Try here.
Rational Choice Theory for Selecting Course. Eliminate all courses with a final exam. Eliminate all courses that meet before noon. If you have any options left, pick the one with the least reading.
What is law school like?
Law School and Bad Experiences. See this page, and the links section. There are some doozies!
Why shouldn't students swear? Because God says it's bad. Or at least these people do.
Breaking attorney-client privilege. Didn't you learn anything in law school? Bad idea. But while you're at it, make sure you know what you're talking about. You're probably thinking about the duty of confidentiality. Remember, privilege applies only in courts.
Financial Tea Party. Uhm, yeah. That's weird.
homosexual tea party
urban tea party
silicon valley tea party
alex tea party
tea for one
tea party georgetown
monkeys tea party
tea party cats
royal school party
I think you people might have some problems. Or at least too much time on your hands.
party\busted Dude, like you are so busted! Next time, try flushing your junk before the cops come.
How to get hired at Hale & Dorr. Be a tool. No, really.
Sophisticated party games. How oxymoronic can one get? They don't exist.
Law school slacking. Aww yeah.
party party oscar wilde Ooh yeah, what a party!
Law school curves. Either you love them or you hate them. If you're at the bottom it doesn't really matter much. Centered at different spots at different schools (usually B+, B, or B-).
Interviewing with law firms What a drag! Why don't you write your own rejection letter? It's easier!
Should we teach business ethics in school? Yes.
Do we need to teach ethics in a b-school? Yes, dammit!
Business students shouldn't study ethics. Um, okay.
Ethics should not be taught in business school. Alright, already!
Teaching business ethics is unnecessary. Okay, okay.
Business ethics and why you should lie. Yes, because that's such a good idea!
Bang head against wall. If you can't figure this one out, I just can't help you.
Law clerk hiring freeze. Start here.
Law school mother 1L The mother of all law schools during 1L? An overly mothering law student? None here!
Good game to play on laptops. Snood!
Hale and dorr the truth about. The real truth about Hale & Dorr.
Law students ugly. That's just mean! (But I so know what you're saying!)
free princess party
cordial party
royal school party
first monday party
speech party
mad girls party
honour party
I really really don't know what's wrong with you guys.
Reasons to party. Does one need a reason?
pledging games You're a frat boy. You figure it out. I don't need the liability.
bar exam no law school required There's something about it in Planet Law School.
Boston interview suits pearls. That's definitely a do.
Flare pant suits. Do I need to say anything?!?!
Fish shocker Animal Hater!
What are the best law firms in boston? The ones that don't fire anyone.
Law firms and criticism. Right here, baby.
Professor party picture. Eeeeuw.
Law school professors are evil. You needed to search for that?
hate-underwear I think there's professional counseling for that.
Law stupidity. Try this website.
Tea for professors. Goodness, you are a suck-up, aren't you?
Do law firm partners keep all profits? It's a pyramid scheme. You do the math.
Older law student. Nontradlaw.com!
Usefulness of laptops. They're great as beverage coasters!
I got straight A's in law school. Well, aren't you special!
crack spiel salt lake 2002 Yeah.
I need the picture of diploma of university of utah. That's because you're a cheater. Did you go to the crack spiel?
Party games for law students. Now that's one student with no life!
lawschool students social life See above.
Getting into Harvard Law School. I'm pretty sure someone wrote a book on that.
Dirty Tarts.
Tattoo Alice. I am not that kind of girl!
Eject button. We could all use one of those, especially about now.
Foot Massage. Yep, one of those too.
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