I've been downing copious amounts of caffeine all day in order to compensate from a serious sleep hangover. Now my eye is twitching and I know I won't be able to fall asleep for another couple of hours. To top it all off, the clock is an hour ahead of what my body says it is. Who thought it would be a good idea to force me to wake up an hour early? Did I mention my persecution complex?

Damn. I love law school.

UPDATE: Let the record reflect that I just put nine cans of Diet Coke into the recycling bin.