Okay, everyone laughs at products warnings. How could anyone be so stupid?
I left the pizza on the circular cardboard disc. And the oven-mitt inside the oven.
Let's just chalk this one up to absent-minded academics' tendencies, shall we?
On the other hand, if you bothered to read the warnings you would not be in an absent-minded state so the warnings would be superfluous.
I'll add a warning myself: never fall asleep while boiling eggs. The resultant appearance of yellow stalctites on the ceiling may be interesting, but not appealing. Who thinks about eggs exploding like miniature hand grenades?