He's really only doing it because he thinks Bashman is a cooler name than Ingersoll. But while we're at it, need any associates???...

Now this is funny: UCC Article 9, Section 102: "[T]he debtor's... operation... does not depend on... extraction... in whole or in part... of the... blood... of... the debtor." From the ever witty Jeremy....

I must be a horrid law student, because I'm a whole 71% pure on Jeremy's Law School Purity Test. Then again, he forgot such questions like (26a) ...when you had a hangover and (26b) ...you were actually still drunk from the night before and (26c) ...and still faked being called on pretty well and (26d) ...were actually congratulated by your...

I just spilt water all over my keyboard and over the exposed plugs drifting below my desk. Clearly this last semester is certain to be a good one....